Honestly, as if publicly ordering a grease-laden, 12 inch-diameter slab of dough at 2 a.m. wasn't already incriminating enough, he had to steal something-on camera. Rather than leave Gumby's with fingers coated in a sundry oil-ranch-marinara film, one patron left with hands dusted in all manner of filth tracked in from Tennessee Street as he willingly gripped a mat soiled by many a drunken foot.
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